This little unique guard fantasy troll sculpture has been appointed way above his ability. Blog can just about remember which way up to hold his spear but the traditional guard greeting of ‘friend or foe’ will really confuse him.
Size: Blog stands approx 22cm tall.
Materials: He is made from polymer clay over a wire armature and decorated with found fabric. He is one of a family of trolls with similar characteristics but is totally unique. Trolls can be individually made to suit your specifications. please contact me for more information if you want a specific design.
THE BORING (BUT NECESSARY) STUFF
QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR ORDER?
We at Nerdychicken want you to be content with your purchase. So, if there is an issue, if you have a concern, or if you just have a question, please contact us right away at firstname.lastname@example.org. We want the opportunity to make things the best they can be for you.
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES
With a few *exceptions, we gladly accept returns, and exchanges.
Please contact us within 14 days of delivery of your item and ship the items back within 21 days of delivery.
*Regrettably, there are some items for which we cannot offer refunds:
Custom or personalized items
Items marked as a final sale
Of course, there are also exceptions to the exceptions! If your order arrives damaged or defective OR if it’s not what you actually ordered (us nerdy chickens have been known to make mistakes) we will do everything in our power to make it up to you.
Shipping costs are not refundable.
Please be sure your address is correct. We all fat-finger the keys from time to time! Am I right?
We get excited to send out your stuff and we know the anticipation is killing you so we typically ship within one to three business days. However, life happens and we are a very small company so times may be extended slightly on occasion.
Orders are prepared for shipping in the order they are received. Unless, Trevor is working….he likes to prepare orders before we get them. Weirdo. We ship through standard mail with affordable flat rate shipping.
ATTENTION INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS (NON-CANERDIANS)
BUYERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR IMPORT FEES AND TAXES.
International mail goes through customs, something us chickens have no control over. We think they like to take all the fun toys out and play with them. As a result, it can take two to four weeks to arrive, depending on where you’re located.
Customs fees are the responsibility of the buyer. We are required, by law, to state the actual value of the order on the customs form, no fudging.
In conclusion, thanks for dropping by and if you are reading this line….wow, you are truly a nerd! Congratulations!